hey!

I don't know if you've heard, but this is the tightest thing of all time. There was a point in my life when Jurassic Park was the scariest thing I had ever seen. I can vividly remember seeing it in theaters, then having a panic attack every time a glass of water started shaking on the table. Also, I can remember hearing a plane flying over my house (it sounded like dino footsteps) and literally throwing myself against the bathroom door while my mom was in there, screaming for mercy. She eventually came out to find me curled up in the fetal position, rocking, while I waited for the mighty T-Rex to take me. And I wasn't even drinking yet.

Anyway, that's not why you called. I want you to watch this video because it suddenly helped with all of my childhood fears about dinosaurs returning and insects trapped in amber. I am in love with the idea of dinosaurs returning like this. These dinos seems like they would be down for a good time, and by a good time I mean peartinis and a goat cheese plate. Big ups to the creators of this.