awesome bumper stickers

Sometimes I wish had the balls to put a really great bumper sticker on my car. But I'm afraid of getting my tires slashed or getting the stink-eye from sweet old ladies. Also, some of these things I wish I could say in real life. These are the things you always think of later sitting in your room and it's like, "THAT WOULD'VE NAILED HIM."

Can you believe some of these? I actually did some audible laughs at a few. Check out more here. One time on Mopac I was stuck behind a car for like half an hour that had one that said "Excuses are like assholes - everyone has one and they are full of shit!" How gross it that? Hilarious and sick. But true.