HOW IT ALL BEGAN

Here, I present to you the tightest picture ever taken. Me with a llama. This is probably around 1989ish. I love my outfit. That llama does not give an f at all. He will barely look at the camera. He just really can't be bothered. Sweet saddle though. I honestly don't remember anything about this photo/why I look super concerned but I need to recreate this moment PRONTO. I don't know about you, but this also looks super unsafe to me. I mean, I'm separated from that sonuva by a tiny chain! That llama could storm at any moment. Fortch, he didn't and kept it cool.

If you are wondering why this post was even made, it's because of my massive obsession with the horse/camel hybrid known as the llama. LLAMAZ 4EVAH. $$$