tight person who isn't a soul singer (srry anners)

Recently, Griff and I had the distinct pleasure of schooling one Miss Roch on the extreme tightness that is Delilah, Love Songs at Night. For those of you who live UNDER GIANT MOSSY ROCKS, Delilah is the baller that brings all the Adult Contemporary music you crave to a crazy-ass ton of syndicated radio stations in the U.S. and Canada from 7:00 p.m. to midnight. Lady D gets an average of seven million bajillion listeners a night, and is only rivaled by that lame-ass, John Tesh.

Delilah is super tight because everyone thinks she lives in their hometown. That's because she takes callers and speaks to your soul. But really she is everywhere and is BFFs with Barbara Streisand. And no one is that legitimately baller but the Clintons and that dude from JAG or his dad or whatever.

According to the internetz, Delilah is 48, and a single mother of ten! Yowza! Rumor has it she broadcasts from her basement in Oregon while all the multi-ethnic babies sleep upstairs. But how in the eff is the self-proclaimed "queen of sappy love songs" raising kids ALONE? I mean, according to her website, homegirl can hold a guitar in stilleto boots and manage a pretty stellar high knee while BALANCING ON TOP OF A JUKEBOX!

If that move can't snag a dude, ain't no hope for the rest of us. Delilah loves bubble baths, Aaron Neville songs, keeping it real, Dove chocolate bars, and giving you rocking life advice.

Here's a nice little sample of how Delilah speaks to your heart, which she does every night on Majic 95.5.