Well, leave it to K-Mart to do something ridiculous. Now presenting chastity sweatpants for your daughter. In various colors! That's right, she wants to show the world that she won't do it with her underage boyfriend until she's legally hitched at age 19. I hope that the girls that buy these wear them slung low with their belly buttons showing and wear a shirt on top that says something like "Perfect 10" or "99% Angel." You know we are going to see this combo soon at Highland Mall. You just know it.
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