...and I'm not talking about the good kinda mess. What wrong did I do in this world that I have to still read stories about Gary Coleman. This guy is all kinds of messed up. While I do have tons of sympathy for child stars (it's really not their fault they get whored out at an early age and turn to drugs, shitty reality shows, and blatant hookery), G-Cole should have done what many child stars before him did and disappear off the face of the earth. Instead, I get to see incredibly awk pics of you hawking your shit on ebay (he's sold his car, his AUTOGRAPHED GAMECUBE, and used sweatpants), hear about your ridiculous "secret" marriage, listen to you talk about your sex life on The Insider, and now see you on the greatest fake show ever...Divorce Court.
Srsly Gary what has it come to that you would go on this show with your 22 y/o wife (he's 40) and talk for 10 minutes about how you've never had sex with each other. I can't even imgaine what it's like when those two try to go at it. Sickens. The worst part is that his hearing was so long/boring that it took TWO DAYS to air and it's probably the biggest thing this show has ever done. In all seriousness, Gary please stop making news by whoring yourself out. Take whatever money you have left (that your parents didn't steal) and disappear.
Oh and here's a huge P.S., but who remembers the last episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Gary and Mr. Drummond showed up to buy the Bank's mansion. WTFroflpwnmyfaceoff was that all about. A strange way to see an amazing show off the air.
COMING SOON!!!!!!11
My write-ups on how The Fresh Prince and Saved by the Bell changed my life.
Srsly Gary what has it come to that you would go on this show with your 22 y/o wife (he's 40) and talk for 10 minutes about how you've never had sex with each other. I can't even imgaine what it's like when those two try to go at it. Sickens. The worst part is that his hearing was so long/boring that it took TWO DAYS to air and it's probably the biggest thing this show has ever done. In all seriousness, Gary please stop making news by whoring yourself out. Take whatever money you have left (that your parents didn't steal) and disappear.
Oh and here's a huge P.S., but who remembers the last episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Gary and Mr. Drummond showed up to buy the Bank's mansion. WTFroflpwnmyfaceoff was that all about. A strange way to see an amazing show off the air.
COMING SOON!!!!!!11
My write-ups on how The Fresh Prince and Saved by the Bell changed my life.
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2 comments:
i can't wait for those write-ups/g-cole needs to diaf
dont tease me with those future posts, blake. they sound like must-reads.
great entry. i've been feeling all these things, i just didnt know how to express it.
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