old jews telling jokes

Found: a new tight website that will bring a smile to your face and make you wish to be Jewish. This site makes all my dreams come true. I can't wait until more jokes are added. Here's a preview just so you know what to expect out of this deal. The "Golf" joke brings huge LOLZ. A nice way to start the work week off right, in my opinion. And you can guarandamntee I will be using that broccoli joke at every social gathering from here on out, so be prepared.

upside down dogs

I know posting has been slow this week. Work is bananas! But even in the darkest of days, we all need something to feel good about. For me, it's eating a cream cheese brownie in pajama pants while watching two hours of the Starz channel. Look, if KXAN and Time Warner are going to have a battle, then Starz is a fine alternative for me. I decided that something Lesley sent me the other day was just the ticket for the blog. Something to make us all rejoice at the beauty of human life.

Yes, I'm talking about pictures of upside down dogs. Or picture of dogs taken upside down. Either way, it's tight. As I sit and scroll through these, I know what love and happiness are all about. Talk about a stress reliever! I had about fifty good LOLs at these. Now I just need this cold weather snap to stick and for Starbucks to put out those red Christmas cups and we are GOLDEN, my friends.

ethnic kettle chips

Are you there, God? It's me, Anna. I just wanted to thank you for answering my prayers to somehow bring Kettle Chips back into my life. Okthxbai.

I have a serious love for Kettle Chips. Hello! They are delicious and scrumptious and provide togetherness at any gathering. Honestly, no bag of chips has been able to bring us closer. Well, I want to give mad props to E-Griff for this latest find. The most amazing new invention of our time. Screw multi-colored Nanos! The ethnic Kettle Chip has been bestowed upon us.

Ethnic, you ask? Well, the Kettle Chips folks have really outdone themselves. New flavors! SOMEONE PINCH ME. The packaging is also super sweet. I feel like I am about to open a secret prize box with my mystical fortune inside. Someone find where these are sold and mail me a package. I don't even care what flavor. There is even an Aztec chocolate flavor. Well, I'll be.

celebrity muppets

The heavens have sent me a gift and no, it wasn't a giant pack of sour gummi worms. It's celebrities that look like Muppets! Some of these are so tight. I mean, are we dead serious with that Al Roker comparison? I will also support anything that features Bruce Vilanch. That's how I got roped into watching one of the seasons of Celebrity Fit Club! So sue me! There is a Dr. Phil one on the source slideshow that had me rolling and also reminded me of my excellent Catchphrase Dr. Phil clues aka me just repeating YOU ARE AN IDIOT at the top of my lungs until someone guessed it. Check some of these out because they make me pee a little.

dirty car art

Here's more proof that nutbags/ballers come out of Texas. Viva Tejas! This guy, Scott Wade, takes dry paintbrushes and creates scenes on dirty windshields. Is this tight? Why didn't I think of this? Oh, that's right, because I have no artistic abilities. Check out some of his work. It's really unbelievable. More here.