ethnic kettle chips

Are you there, God? It's me, Anna. I just wanted to thank you for answering my prayers to somehow bring Kettle Chips back into my life. Okthxbai.

I have a serious love for Kettle Chips. Hello! They are delicious and scrumptious and provide togetherness at any gathering. Honestly, no bag of chips has been able to bring us closer. Well, I want to give mad props to E-Griff for this latest find. The most amazing new invention of our time. Screw multi-colored Nanos! The ethnic Kettle Chip has been bestowed upon us.

Ethnic, you ask? Well, the Kettle Chips folks have really outdone themselves. New flavors! SOMEONE PINCH ME. The packaging is also super sweet. I feel like I am about to open a secret prize box with my mystical fortune inside. Someone find where these are sold and mail me a package. I don't even care what flavor. There is even an Aztec chocolate flavor. Well, I'll be.

something we can all agree upon

There are times in life when a group of people will join together for a fun event, a harmonious gathering, and often it feels like something is missing. The "something" that is indeed missing, poppets, is a bag of Kettle Chips. I know everyone on this blog can get behind me on this. My favorite flavor is Honey Dijon. In fact, if I take a bag to eat on at lunch at work, I end up with about three chips. Everybody wants one. We live in fast-paced world and sometimes it's nice to sit with a Kett. I did some Kettle Chip research online (I DO HAVE A LIFE I SWEAR) and I found some interesting facts.

1. They have been around since 1982.
2. They make nut butters. Wtf?
3. Random website fact: Also in 1999, a couple of Great Blue Herons built a nest in the restored 2-acre wetlands adjacent to our Salem plant. They return every spring to raise their family.

Also, please take the What's Your Flavor? quiz and report back to me asap. Mine says I'm Dill and Sour Cream so I'm going to have to make a trip to Whole Foods soon.

I hope this post isn't too creepy. Get with me on this.