the hawaii chair

Clayton gets a huge shout-out for informing me about this. The thing is, I spend a lot of time at the computer. I also spend a lot of time sitting and reading, or just sitting and drinking my beloved coffee. So, this seems like a great idea. The Hawaii Chair will work my abs even while I sit!!11! Tight. However, it just looks plain awful. I smell fifty lawsuits for the Hawaii Chair because people are going to fly out of these and break some leg bones. Straight up.

who's ready?

Cross your fingers this comes to Alamo Drafthouse because we are there chugging a bucket of Tecate. Although I hope there is some kind of major shift in the movie business by then, and all movies suddenly become free for audiences, because I really don't want to pay for this. I will pay for the beer.