therapy llamas!

Are we being dead serious right now? This is out of control. I saw this article and had to double check the calendar. It's not Christmas yet, but a wonderful gift has been given to me. The idea of therapy llamas. I mean, duhz, I have a huge llama obsession. So how do I want to spend my final, senile years? Being all up in this right here.

Llamas are furry and have long eyelashes and are generally pretty sweet. I mean, don't try to get in the way of their alfafa and you'll be fine. I can only imagine the comfort a gentle llama could bring. So tender! This particular llama is named Pisco and he's 13! He's elderly, too. I'm freaking out. He works at the Hospice at St. John in Colorado. He comforts the terminally ill patients. I think I want a tattoo of that llama hug above. Seriously, though, this made my day.

starbursts llama commercial

Another reason to love llamas. Another reason to love Starburst. Another reason to love fake animal legs/hooves. For the record, I feel like a llama chewing a Starburst half the time. But I love those things. Especially the jelly beans. HOLLA!

HOW IT ALL BEGAN

Here, I present to you the tightest picture ever taken. Me with a llama. This is probably around 1989ish. I love my outfit. That llama does not give an f at all. He will barely look at the camera. He just really can't be bothered. Sweet saddle though. I honestly don't remember anything about this photo/why I look super concerned but I need to recreate this moment PRONTO. I don't know about you, but this also looks super unsafe to me. I mean, I'm separated from that sonuva by a tiny chain! That llama could storm at any moment. Fortch, he didn't and kept it cool.

If you are wondering why this post was even made, it's because of my massive obsession with the horse/camel hybrid known as the llama. LLAMAZ 4EVAH. $$$

llama goes to the dentist!

I llove llamaz. It's my classroom theme and it kind of runs my life. They are totes peculiar. I mean, what are they? It's a freakish horse/camel combo but I'm eating it up! Anyway, this video speaks volumes to me. I might even venture to say it's my favorite thing on YouTube. I want to give props to Daniel for reminding me of this video like a year and a half ago through a Myspace comment. Myspace has proven to be good for something.

Couple of things about this video, which is super tight. I'm so confused where you would put a llama in Manhattan. And that llama does not give an f! Look how cocky he is! Also, how calm is he when that dentist is scraping off all his llama enamel? What a baller. I need chapstick, sunglasses, and a stress ball to make it through a dentist appointment. Warning: this song will get stuck in your head. Sowwy! Other thing - does anyone else notice the Marilyn Manson eye on this guy? Wowsville.