pug with stroller

Nope, not sick of this yet. A pug pushing a stroller that contains two pug dolls. You're welcome, America. This is a reason I am glad to be alive. I love the music, I love the shots of her contemplating by the water, and if you read this joke of a blog regularly you know I have a giant love for dogs walking on their hind legs. This is going on reserve in the "bad day" file for when I really need something.

i'm buying plane tickets right now

I don't even know where to start. Loss for words. I guess I should start by telling you I have an unnatural obesession with monkeys doing thangs. I love when monkeys dress like humans and smoke cigarettes. So sue me! I just can't help myself. I think this explains my extreme love for Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

I've had a pretty good life so far. Lots of trips, great friends, wonderful job. Nothing has made my life better than this video clip my dad just sent me. Honestly, I want this played at my wedding, every anniversary, the birth of my children, and my funeral. Also, someone needs to immediately book me a trip to Japan so I can see this for myself. So tight.

So, in Japan, they are having a pretty bad time with restaurant bankruptcy. So to curb that problem and save money, this one restaurant has hired MONKEY WAITERS.No, read that again and then take a deep breath. They are fully allowed by the health department as long as they wear their MINIATURE UNIFORMS. Calm down. They only work two hours a day, but they help with everything, from taking food to customers, to bringing back change to your table, to ANSWERING THE PHONE. Can you imagine asking a monkey for a beer and he brings it to you? I need a Xanax. Basically, I will marry the first person that can get me to this restaurant and I will bear your children if you find me the exact monkey that is clapping at the end of this clip. OH LAWD.

just a question

Is it tight that I want Blake to do a reading of the lyrics to "Thank You" by Led Zeppelin at my future wedding? He's already been consulted and is up for the job.

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.

Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by.
My love is strong, with you there is no wrong,
together we shall go until we die. My, my, my.
An inspiration is what you are to me, inspiration, look... see.

And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one.
Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad.
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

If I can't find a man, I will marry my shoe collection for this to happen. I love this song.

a great pee-wee moment

This scene makes me LOL. It's from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and if you haven't seen that yet, well, you can't be my friend. Sike/I'm kinda serious.