mambo dog becomes my dream pet

Someday, I want a dog. They are tons of work, but I think the joy a dog can give you is so pure and true. Well, guess what? I ain't accepting no dog unless he/she can do the mambo like this badass right here. This is the smartest dog in the world. Also, the smartest person in the world created that dog mambo skirt. Brills.

I have an extreme love of dogs walking/dancing/moving on their hind legs and this helps me live my life better. Thanks, Mambo Dog.

Skeeter!!

I go between laughing and wanting to cry.

Houston We Have A Dog

I'm pretty sure this is one of the best SNL sketches of all time. Tracy's ridiculous laughter, Cochrane's Life Is A Highway, dog memoriam photos. It's all perfect. I want to party with this sketch every day of my life.

This sketch is also very accurate commentary on every live action movie Disney has made since 1989.

pug with stroller

Nope, not sick of this yet. A pug pushing a stroller that contains two pug dolls. You're welcome, America. This is a reason I am glad to be alive. I love the music, I love the shots of her contemplating by the water, and if you read this joke of a blog regularly you know I have a giant love for dogs walking on their hind legs. This is going on reserve in the "bad day" file for when I really need something.

dog personal trainer

I just realized I did three dog-related posts in a row. SO SUE ME. Here's the deal: this dog is sweeping the internet. He can do more intense cardio than a person. I want him to teach me how to exercise. Look at how straight his back stays against that wall! Excellent form.

This little pooch is seriously the next Judi Sheppard Misset. FRRLZ.

Also, comments on the Beatles playing in the background? He even knows how to choose the best workout music. I would pay him $500 an hour plus a walk around the nabe for his services.