will ferrell and shaq

Two giants collide in this video. Like, seriously. Will Ferrell is a huge man and so is Shaq. The fact that Shaq can scoop him like that is making me bust a gut. Honestly. Please watch this for a good laugh. Also, I want all my guy friends studying up on those Shaq dance moves immediately. 

P.S I posted this over a year ago, but the video was terrible qual. I deleted that old post and now you get a slightly better version and all the laughs. 

SHAQ ATTACK

WUT UP Y'ALL. I think it's time we pay respect to the greatest musician, NAY... GENIUS of our time. I PICKED A PURPLE YOUTUBE PLAYER CUZ IT'S THE COLOR OF ROYALTY. LUV U*



*I actually really think Shaq is tight. I mean come on, he plays Wolverine and about 5 other badasses in this video.

OMG STRAIGHT TRIPPIN!!!111!!

shaquille o'neal on twitter

So, I read Shaq's Twitter. I'm not on Twitter myself (YET) but I follow Shaq because he posts the most random and most hilarious things of all time. I know he would probably frustrate me to no end in person, but sometimes I wish to be his very best friend.

Here's what he literally just Twittered (Tweetered? Tweeted?):

A Rastaman walks n2 a bank & hands the teller a bag of weed. She says "Sir, what is this 4?" Da Rasta said, "Mi wan open a joint account!

You can also follow Shaq, if you please.