I SAID HEY

Every once in a while, the channel ABC Family offers me something great. Of course, they take out all the sexual stuff and bleep the bad words, but still. This morning, I happened to stumble upon a showing of Robin Hood: Men in Tights, the Mel Brooks classic that never gets old. This is one of my favorite scenes and really emphasizes why the other new Robin Hood can just go to hell.

you know i'm clever, taken down never

How much do I want this on 45?

blackstreet - no diggity

Strictly biz, she don't play around
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way

I am totally reliving 1996 with my posts today, because here comes another stunna from that year. This is a light bulb video for me. I didn't know anything about rap music but I remember thinking that this sounded really tight. It was before I really understood how sampling worked. Someone knew what they were doing with this Bill Withers right here. I also thought anything with Dr. Dre at this time was like having Willie Mitchell producing (RIP). TRUST HIM, HE'S A DOCTOR. This video exists simply to remind me of trying to awkwardly dance in a circle of girls with chunky square heels and stuffed bras at a Lamar Middle School dance while all the boys stood in the corner.

Also, I've always believed this to star Lil' Penny. Is that in fact the baller himself or were they just trying to capitalize on the Lil' Penny fame of that season? A big year for that baller. There's also a grandpa Lil' Penny version in this video. Bigger question: WHY ARE THERE PUPPETS IN THE VIDEO? How hardcore can you really be, Blackstreet slash I'm into it completely.

I want this on my tombstone someday:

Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving em eargasms with my mellow accent

Smokin' on the Dro

I posted this a while back [via] Twitter, but it's worth posting on here. This is the best student project ever.

bert and ernie = thug life

I love anything that has Muppets in it (I mean, HELLO) so I have to share this video of Bert and Ernie rapping to "Ante Up" by M.O.P. Just gets my goat a little to see Bert and Ernie get all hardcore and junk.