One of the reasons I love the interweb is for all the useless stuff that floats around that I can melt with brain with after a long day at work. I mean, like I really LOVE IT. It's why I can barely get things done or get anywhere on time. I like to read the news and I really like to catch up on the latest music reviews, etc, but there is nothing like a good meaningless blog or a stupid video to make me whole again.
Having said that, please enjoy one of the latest and greatest things I have ever seen. Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. Featuring the stunning stache and presence of one Mr. Tom Selleck, a waterfall of some kind, and a delicious sub.
Be sure to get a peek at Tom with the panini!
Also, please enjoy a cat dressed as a businessman. The best way to spend your time, I promise you, is watching this cat. Just put this on a loop when you are feeling sad. HE'S GIVING A DAMN POWER POINT PRESENTATION.
I really think this is interesting. So, the Museum of Animal Perspectives (M.A.P), which by the way, is a real place (I THINK), puts cameras on the backs of various animals. The end result is super tight footage of the animals going about their daily business. I love how these guys are mic'ed and really for live television.
I'm super into the armadillo camera footage because they look they are running at an incredible rate. Be sure to check out all the animals clips here because it really is cool to see things from this angle. There's one of a wolf being greeted by his fellow wolf friends and it's so tight to imagine all the other wolves being like, "HEY GIRL HEY GIRL." I also like that turkey's dumb ass.
Check out the armadillo one and notice how quickly he stops! Braking for animals.
This one makes me LOL because it proves what I knew about cows to be true. They just stand around and stare at each other. What a tight way to make a living!
Super tight scorpion footage! Take a ride on a scorpion because that will never happen in real life.
How is it taking me this long to post about this? Several years ago, by the light of a Target lamp in my dorm room, I remember laughing out loud to this crap. It was before viral was viral, and before I could immediately post this on someone's Facebook page. I KNOW.
In the mid-eighties, there was an animated cartoon program called "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero." I'm sure boys across America were loving the soldier action/watching and struggling with their sexuality. After every episode, a public service announcement (PSA, y'all) would appear encouraging viewers to make good choices and stay out of sticky situations. All with the help of friendly soldiers, of course. The thing is, the animation is pretty terrible. I mean, we expected it from television then, so no bigs. But someone decided to take this to the next level.
Eric Fensler and his production company from Chicago redubbed audio and re-cut these PSAs to make amazing new ones. Some of these brought me huge laughs back in the day and still can. Beware: language can be NSFW so make sure speakers are not at top volume. There are a ton of these, and you can see them here. I've posted a few of my absolute favorites. I wish I had thought of this.
I have been holding off on writing about this for a while. Mostly because I've been so OBSESSED WITH MAKING THEM. This is one of my favorite websites of all time. I discovered it through one of my favorite blogs, the Best Week Ever blog. Over there, they make Blingees all the time. I think it really started to affect my life after Aretha Franklin wore that totally nuts inauguration hat that had the entire country shitting. I'm really super pissed that Halloween is over, because I would have my costume in the bag.
Anyway, making a Blingee will get your heart pumping faster and will tickle your brain! You need a picture with a pretty good close-up of a face. Then you go apeshit adding bling aka putting glitter and hats and sunglasses and even TOILET PAPER ROLLS all over the picture. Make one of your mama for Mother's Day. I just know she will love seeing herself look like a total princess!! LOL. The possibilities are literally endless. There's even a pair of Kanye shutter shades for extreme picture pimping. I love this so much. Check out one of my latest creations. THE BALLER GETS BLINGEE'D. Love u so much Obama.
Here's a tattoo that really RULES. I'm just a jokester. Seriously, though this is a pretty good idea. This homeboy, Mikey Sklar, is a hardware designer. He always need rulers and tape measures on the job. Well, he took care of business. He got an 8-inch ruler tattooed on his forearm so he never has to keep track of junk again! I mean, how convenient is this if you needed to quickly measure something. I could sure use one of these when I'm getting my hair cut because somehow it always ends up being about three inches too short. I'm really impressed with awesome tattoos. This is pretty tight.
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