meatscapes

Have you ever been relaxing by a gentle stream and thought that a side of brisket would fit perfectly in your serene setting? No? Well, here's something to help you get that visual. I stumbled upon the website of artist Nicolas Lampert and spent an hour or so looking at the Meatscapes section of his website. Some of these are seriously cracking me up. The combination of vintage photography and meat is a winner in my book. Who knew a meatball would look that good as part of architecture? Shit, yeah! Also, I am busting a gut at the one with the camel! Go find it!

urban camouflage

I need to know if this is tight. Artist Desiree Palmen does these amazing fashions, called "urban camouflage." They are basically just clothes painted to blend in with the surroundings. She says her art is responding to a desire to disappear. Well, these certainly help with that if it's your goal. This is freaking me out/intriguing me big time. How long would the person have to stand there to make sure the outfit matches exactly? I want an outfit that matches the exact area where I stand when I'm on the overhead in my classroom. Like it would part of the white dry erase board, and the overhead, and my file cabinet. The kids would shit! I'm into this. There's some more at her site.

when it comes to this: shoot me

If it ever comes to this, you have permission to off me. I'm serious. Some artist created this projected image bed so you can have a nap and not feel lonely. First of all, that projected image is hogging the good side. I want my space. Yeah, we all miss sleeping with a nice person but HELLO. I will get my bendable Kermit doll and a Coors Light and call it a day. Unless that projected image is going to also make a cafe con leche, then no gracias por favor.

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